![]() The first two levels are little more than a tutorial. Like, do you even realize what you’re saying? The infamous Turbo Tunnel, also known as “the bike level,” is the third fucking stage in a thirteen-level game. ![]() I could never get past that bike level though.” ![]() It’s one of the best video games on the NES. Do most people really like Battletoads? Whenever I talk to anyone just about it, the pre-baked response is always, “I loved it. Yeah, I know, another contrarian post from a video game blogger who is way up his own ass. I learned that I fucking despise Battletoads. No wait, that’s not it, I already knew that. ![]() People are just too terrible to one another. I learned that the only consolation for the insanity and the atrocities we have committed as a species is the fact that one day the sun will expand to such a point that the surface of our blue-green planet will boil all life out of existence creating a whole new, fresh start for life. I learned that humanity is a giant dumpster just waiting to be tipped over by a reasonably sized space rock. ![]()
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